Thanks Lil Kim....

Who would of thought that Lil Kim would be my savior today??? seriously though

....everyone on Twitter today is discussing the beef between Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj (#TeamLilKim by the way). So it motivated me to go back and listen to Kim's songs. Umm...hands down Kim wins. But it gave me a little "thug miss" attitude. Yes, in my bedroom, just saying "ugh" and grabbing my "balls." I don't have balls, but if I did man.

in-tee-waze (yep, say it out loud)

....A sound like "BOOM BOOM CRACK BOOM YA BOOM" all on my door. Like if the police were trying to kick in or a scorned baby mamma. Just my mother. Guess knocking and saying "open the door" wasn't enough. Of course from experience I know not to open the door. But wait till she has moved away just in case she's feeling physical (and not in a 80s pop song kind of way Olivia Newton John).

She goes ape shit. Says a whole bunch of things, breaks some stuff....yea, ape shit!

Used to it now. She has alzheimers. Sometimes they don't know how to vocalize how they feel. COuld be pent up tension/frustration from weeks. Could be she just got pissed she couldn't literally see me. Could be she heard me laugh and she's not laughing. Could be she remembered something that I did that actually she had every right to be pissed off. WHO KNOWS!

But.....THANKS TO LIL KIM....I was in thug mode. Didn't phaze one bit. Why? I had "No Time" a great song by her by the way.

oh.....last thing.....Black Friday, Lil Kim's response to Nicki Minaj was on point. No it doesn't have a in yo face beat, and no she is not speaking in different accents to get your attention. she's simply claiming her throne.

in-tee-waze (anways)

I just typed a whole blog.

it was great (well I think it was).

I went ot publish it and poof be gone.

I don't think I can re type all of those random thoughts.

I hope to be blogging more often.

peace.

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