Friday, September 11, 2009

more punishments

It's crazy what is going on 2009.
Joe Wilson
You are a grown ass man. Why couldn't you control yourself during a damn Presidential speech? It was televised. This is in no way will help the Republican Party or prove if Obama is an actual "liar." PUNISHMENT: locked in room with Pookie and his friends
TOYA and NIVEA
So yall are best friends now, friendly associates because yall have the same passion for the same sperm?? Get it together. Why didn't yall invite Lauren London to the lovely picture? Or the young Asian stripper that has his son?? I am all for folks to get along, but at some point a line must be drawn. Toya, move on girl. You have a fine man on your side and a teenage daughter. Nivea is just trying to come back with a top 300 single
PUNISHMENT: Toya just needs a vacation. Nivea needs to covered in tar, covered in feathers and paraded thru the streets to be an example of supreme stupidity
Shakira
Yes you can belly dance. Yes you can belly dance. No one said you could do African tribal, pop locking, none of that. What the hell are you doing in this new music video. I understand the green paper is tempting, but how do you sell yourself like a 2 dollar imitation of Britney Spears??
PUNISHMENT: 150 hours of dance lessons from Boomkak, a severe spanking and a little elf to go in your pocket everytime you feel the need to dance to slap you!
Diddy
Watching your video called "Angels" and I only see you. Yes the two other "members" (backups) are in the video, but can you really separate them from the extras?? Maybe I should watch the whole video before I judge, but it was too emotional. You just kept walking and walking and walking.......BOO to whomever that just won't tell you that you can stop and need to stop
PUNISHMENT: I don't know if there is a punishment for this one. Maybe just have you sit in a room and have to listen to your own voice, with out the edits and help. And hour should change your life LOL

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