If you couldn't tell, having trouble in the male department. So the question someone hit me with>>have you considered switching teams? My answer was, no, but let me think about it.
It seems like when I go to the strip clubs, I always have some stripper being fascinated by my bootie, or whispering to my homeboi about me (can I take her home, can I go home with yall, is she straight, etc).
I couldn't get past truly saying I was a lesbian without a little giggle or snort. I couldn't get past my friends, who said there is no way in hell I could qualify for the lesbian position. I couldn't dance with a female without making sure our bodies didn't touch. I couldn't stop thinking about men and their certain body part that can cause heartacke/heart attacks.
So I began some research.
What is a lesbian?
Got the definition, the official definition. Nope not for me.
So, I am not a lesbian. I am and will always be a member of Team 2 Headed Monster.
As Vivica Fox once said, "Strictly Dickly"
SONG: "My Neck, My Back" by Khia
2 comments:
I always joke that I'm going to turn when some guy pisses me off...but it'll never happen. I like men way too much.
You're right..."strictly dickly".
I can't believe I just read that.
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