Don't eat Wonka late at night......

because......

• you will have thoughts of passionate lovemaking sessions with unavailable people
• you will want to drive in your pjs to buy another bar
• will have you eating salty things to compensate for how sweet the bar is
• make you start tweeting again even though you were taking a break
• think about calling someone and telling them things your pride wouldn't allow you to
• play footsie with yourself
• can't sleep for shit.
• think about the downfall of reality tv...not like it could get any worse
• debate going to the gym
• say you're swearing of chocolate and going to the gym
• fuck the gym
• blog about a fucking candy bar.....

its a Wonka Waterfall chocolate bar. perfect mixture of milk and white chocolate.