I have the right to call corporate/headquarters when....

I have the right to call corporate/headquarters when...........

• I pull up to McDonalds at 5:45am. I am in the mood for breakfast. The sign says 24hours, so I am confident that I will get something tasty. I look at the menu, and of course the menu hasn't been switched to breakfast, I am annoyed. 5 minutes go by, and no one acknowledges me. SO, Tia is with me, and says pull up, we hungry! We literally have to bang on the window to get somebody's attention. The person's attention we grab doesn't speak English, so she disappears behind the corner. 5 minutes later a sleepy manager comes to greet us. Tells us they are closed, they don't open to 6am, goodbye...tear my life. So you know I had at least 10 questions for her, and she closes the window on me. Really? I got you.
• Olive Garden for not trying to bring me my salad and breadsticks. I ordered my food, I ordered my drink, what more do you want? Do I need to pay before hand? Are yall that much in the hole yall don't trust me with the items you decided to offer me?
  
• When Wendy's continually forgets to give me croutons when I order a salad. I guess they think it is not a big deal, or she will drive away. Hell to the naw! The salad is not the same, the dressing is not the same. In my world, it's not a salad. So yes, I do drive around back to the window, and even have the balls to request an extra bag for my emotional stress.
• I guess KFC has a time requirement, because the one on 2234 in Missouri City....oooo weee....if you don't spit out you want a number 2 with a coke and mash potatoes as your side in 5 seconds or less. Chick will repeat herself, yell at you, over talk you, make you feel bad you ordering food to eat.
• Any pizza establishment claiming to run out of dough....it's the main ingredient!!! I find this to happen at Little Caesars. And I hate when they offer you a soda or some wings in replacement...but with no discount.
• Marble Slab by my house getting a C from the health inspector....how?????????
• When KFC doesn't have original recipe available...isn't that like yalls things! Only reason why I come here.....
• Olive Garden for pretending to forget the tasty chocolates when they bring me my crazy bill.
  
• When KFC doesn't have original recipe available...but you get original recipe in your box......I mean what is the training session teaching????
• The McDonalds by my house telling me there is no such thing as a McGrille when it appears on the advertisement in front of my face. Then has the nerve to catch an attitude, as if I would lie about a sandwich.
• chilli's restaurant for changing the Chicken Crisper recipe everytime I order it.
• Black Eyed Peas for changing the recipe for their rolls, what the hell for???
  

Do you hate.......as much as I do?

Do you hate........

• people that call you werid, wack, or lame because you like to open up a book and read it
• people who put Christmas decorations on their car
• the cell phone people in the mall (who scream at you and give every excuse why you should waste 5 minutes of your time)
• lady in the mall that is always trying to sell me a flat iron
• people who allow their children to chill in the shopping cart instead of using their legs and walking
• males who drive Bugs
• males who drive Bugs with rims on them
• people who shoot their guns in the air as if the bullets will never come down
• Oprah for still talking about her troubles with weight loss
• males who swing their vehicle in front of me in order to "holla" at me (so almost causing my death is a good sign I should talk to you)
• people who ask for your phone number, you give it to them, then they proceed to call you private and expect you to answer the phone
• people who cop a feel on whatever body part they prefer that day while they walk by you
• people who stand outside of parties, they never go in, just stand outside for 2-4 hours
• people that support holiday ringtones for every holiday (especially Christmas)
• how many times Obama says "uh", "um"
• people who claim they don't have time to read your blog, but will refer to your blog in conversation

...........as much as I do?

Seriously.....

It's sad when the only male I can trust is the guy who makes my wings at WingStop. When I ask him for extra seasoning, I get extra seasoning. He doesn't even charge. He doesn't lie to me and say the food is ready when it isn't. He tells me to have a nice day. He is dependable. When I call, he answers, even if it is his job, it only rings like once or twice. I never get sent to voicemail.

and then I compare....

I wish if someone wasn't interested, or wasn't completly honest with their intentions, they would leave me alone. What is the point of asking if we can spend time, if you turn up ghost in a matter of minutes? What's the point of asking me out, but then never taking me out on a date? I don't get it. I didn't put forth the effort so why is the crap being thrown in my direction. Uh I wish I had the will to use the power of a drill......

...............drill some sense into his skull. It can almost hurt your feelings when someone is playing around with your feelings, times, thoughts, amount of text messages, etc. It's even worse when you didn't ask for it. When I mean didn't ask....I didn't ask shiznet.

I did not get the digits, make the first move, imagine a scenario to make a connection; I did not do nothing except listen and try to pay attention.

I regret paying attention. And I would love to say it's just one guy, but it's not. It's two.

Guy number two went on and on about Tuesday. All the different ideas he had for a date on Tuesday. How he doesn't work on Tuesday, and all this time he had to give to me. Again, nothing, nada, not a text, not a call, nothing.

I could see if I was desperate and begged to be taken on a date, or begged for attention. None of that came out of this mouth!

ILLNESS

In 2009, and even the rest of December, I would like to be left alone if you are not serious or honest. You = males. It's hard not becoming a hater or bitter.

I have the RIGHT...

.....to be annoyed at the ridiculous amount of Christmas music being played on the radio, in grocery stores, at gas stations, speakers outside of the mall, in restaurants, and my teddy bear that randomly likes to sing Jingle Bells.

... to get on a schedule of Tylenol PM! Seriously I am having real sleep issues. My body and my mind think it's okay to sleep after 6am to about 12/1pm. Such illness. Yea I catch my court shows, but damn, I would rather dream about my court shows. Of course I don't want to get dependent, but these hours are not cool. Especially when it gets interrupted, and I am grumpy for hours on end. Plus the fact I am missing time to eat.

.....to be ashy.

.....to hate on the imitation leather leggings. I hate them with a passion. The only person I like them on is Christina Milian, oh and Rhianna and Keri Hilson. Pass that, they should not be sold. Should have a detailed and difficult application process! I had to walk down the street and keep looking at jigglin legs all around me. ILLNESS!! Where are the honest friends that say, " girl why don't you wear this, so much hotter!" But no, let them jiggle their way on down the road. And then they are so shiny, I have an issue with that. I don't know why. Maybe cuz it's worn with non shiny sweaters and non shiny shoes. But when do you decide the limit of shinyness.

.....to not own an Obama shirt. I refuse

.....to inform kids when they are innappropiate. Like if they bump into me and don't say excuse me, or looking at me even thou I am not playing the funny face game with them, you know making me uncomfortable. Yes, you can assume I don't want kids. I can't imagine the devotion and love I would have to offer, giving me tumor now.

.....to be bitter towards the opposite sex. I have been given many reasons. I can justify my distaste with detailed examples. But on the real, I have looked in the mirror. And truly been like, "girl get it together." But in 2008 I haven't had the opportunity to make an ill mistake, a blooper before I am slapped in the face. Just pure boldness, innappropiate boldness. Like I am supposed to be on someone elses schedule, I am supposed to want to give myself (100%) for 20% in exchange, supposed to be excited when I get a text message because that shows effort...not! Or like when I had to push a dude twice, yell, curse, frown and threaten to get security because he didn't understand my ass didn't belong to him.

........to be depressed. I am unhappy. My mom won't get help. I can't make her get help.

Answer this....

1. Doesn't it make you smile when someone randomly sends you a text message saying, "I just thought about you."

2. Who's happy about ten dollaz equals half a tank?

3. Don't you wish yo girlfriend was hot like me?

4. If I run away, who is going to put me up?

5. Why isn't Keri HIlson blowing up like she should? She has talent, so much talent!!!

6. Why won't AT&T give me a free phone?

7. Who's gonna nominate me for next season's Bad Girlz Club?....opportunities people

8. Who is surprised like me about the new McDonald's commercial? Exactly like a Carl Thomas music video. Is it not weird they are comparing cheating to not sharing a 10 piece?

9.Who is more surprised than me that I actually have a date on Friday? A real date....hmmm intersting

10. Why won't my mom get help??


12. How come Comcast doesn't think Oxygen is a regular channel like BRAVO? I am at my sister's house and of course I cannot watch Bad Girls Club today. SO sad I am.